Zumba makes me feel like SUCH a creep!
I realized today that I spend entire zumba classes starting at another woman's butt. Not even, like, glancing at it once in a while. Really focusing on her butt. I'm not kidding! My eyes are glued to that butt for 30 minutes at a time, twice a week. How awkward is that?!
I feel like I should buy her a drink or something.
Maybe ask for her number?
Use a cheesy pickup line?
Or do we just continue to pretend like it's not happening?