One little girl told me, "Miss Magee, there's something in my eye and it really hurts and I'm pretty sure it's a branch."
Diagnosis: Blink a whole bunch.
I was told one of my students felt like there was a knife in his side.
Diagnosis: 3 deep breaths and a drink of water.
Just yesterday, a boy came up to me frantically clutching his chest. "Miss Magee! I think my heart stopped beating!"
Diagnosis: A deep breath and a re-positioned hand.
I know I'm not actually a nurse. I know I can't actually cure real ailments. But it's kind of fun being a miracle worker once in a while :)